uglyaustralian:

poetry at it’s finest

uglyaustralian:

poetry at it’s finest

STOP SCROLLING!

solarstormflare:

lasagnas-father:

poisonedlaughter:

following—everyone:

Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr

literally everyone

Please reblog so I can make this happen

REBLOG THIS!
SIGNAL BOOST THIS THING!!!

well if this is true, you shall be the one who is the one who is the one t discover whether tumblr has a following limit.

sirlightbulb:

youretotallymybitchforeverscott:

even if this has been done already I don’t care I’m still proud of myself

this is literally the most obscure thing I’ve ever experienced how the fuck would someone have done this already

kush-e-monster:

inhaleaggression:

This looks like my cat goob omg

true definition of a pussy lickout

kush-e-monster:

inhaleaggression:

This looks like my cat goob omg

true definition of a pussy lickout

(Source: mostbeautifulquotes)

plasmalogical:

i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on

bad-w0lff:

freudian-slipped:

if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.

if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.

and that is an abusive relationship.

Holy shit.

du4ne:

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

meanplastic:

'hey did you do your homework?'

https://31.media.tumblr.com/0df5eeb02f4e73b562976df58f9fb90b/tumblr_n0m0brrdPH1tro8coo1_250.gif

assiest:

my blog is an acquired taste

if you don’t like it

acquire some taste 

image

sexhaver:

this image has singlehandedly ruined my philosophy class for me like we’ll be talking about rene descartes and ill think about this and start crying

sexhaver:

this image has singlehandedly ruined my philosophy class for me like we’ll be talking about rene descartes and ill think about this and start crying

hempest:

sexponents:

MY TOASTER IS ON FIRE WHAT DO I DO

make a text post

kanweyest:

losing him was blood orange

(Source: nickelbackthatassup)

thefrogman:

thefrogman:

image

(Source: queenbroslob)