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fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

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onewonderfulbug:

One late night, you are up in your bedroom when you hear your mom calling you downstairs. You are halfway down the staircase when all of a sudden, you see your mom in front of her bedroom door, terrified, she whispers, ‘Don’t go downstairs. I heard her, too.’

Who do you believe?

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pink-in-the-afternoon:

cheerleaderblaines:

Jennifer Lawrence is like a Tumblr user who somehow went outside and got famous and now she’s just confused

(Source: romanticklaine, via pizza)

davidisbeyonce:

Mom.. Baby.. Where do Dads come from?

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h0llo:

minccinorris:

the best fucking vine video ever

I’ve watched this 12 times and its so funny the little lady

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10000steps:

This never gets old

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dorkly:

The Sims Career Ladder

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pizza:

an epic trilogy

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siregberttheokayscrewslamps:

animalsforpresident:

Dammit, guys, this is why people think we’re insane.

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