So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
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One late night, you are up in your bedroom when you hear your mom calling you downstairs. You are halfway down the staircase when all of a sudden, you see your mom in front of her bedroom door, terrified, she whispers, ‘Don’t go downstairs. I heard her, too.’
Who do you believe?
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cheerleaderblaines:
Jennifer Lawrence is like a Tumblr user who somehow went outside and got famous and now she’s just confused
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the best fucking vine video ever
I’ve watched this 12 times and its so funny the little lady
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