teenssfromhell:

now that harry is officially 20 one direction is officially a man band and not a boy band anymore

just let this sink in

nateruessofficial:

you know what people don’t talk about

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human shrek

serotoiine:

when cute people call me cute 

serotoiine:

when cute people call me cute 

refrigerhate:

if you google eyebrows are you eyebrowsing

(Source: internetabuser)

writing tip #700:

becauseilikeeverything:

gr8writingtips:

your characters are like geodes

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if you want to see what they’re really made of

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you must break them

this is so good i dont even know how to describe it just GUYS

burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

(Source: lindsaylohoean)

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beeblejuice:

dont you :/ me you piece of shit

beeblejuice:

dont you :/ me you piece of shit

(Source: beeblejuice)

contractings:

HELLO 911 MY WIFI IS NOT WORKING

(Source: baracknobama)

the-vashta-nerada:

when my older sister was in high school they had a really strict policy against note passing and if they caught a note they’d read it in front of class so my sister and her friends all learned tolkien elvish so if a teacher ever found their notes they wouldn’t be able to read it

(Source: cravings)

mephisto073:

invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

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that duck looks really clean

(Source: officialkrudd)