poetry at it’s finest
Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr
Please reblog so I can make this happen
SIGNAL BOOST THIS THING!!!
well if this is true, you shall be the one who is the one who is the one t discover whether tumblr has a following limit.
This looks like my cat goob omg
true definition of a pussy lickout
i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on
if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.
if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.
and that is an abusive relationship.
me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know
this image has singlehandedly ruined my philosophy class for me like we’ll be talking about rene descartes and ill think about this and start crying